Groat in the sack: The keys to Sexcess
Culture / September 13, 2010
Jeff groat [lifestyle bureau chief]
University is an honourable establishment where we come to further our education, stretch our minds and gain those skills that make us employable – oh and we also come to get laid.
It’s September and the hallways and classrooms are buzzing with fresh-faced first years and strung-out third and fourth years on the downward crash of a long, long caffeine buzz, all hoping that they will, in fact, move on to bigger and better things… in bed.
There are enough distractions already facing a university student on an hourly basis like working or finding a job, securing a loan and catching the bus. It can be quite a tough act working a blossoming love life in with a full course-load and two part-time jobs .
But it can all fall into place for a student if they look at things from the proper perspective and looked at through the lens of big “S” Success.
Success in life is often boiled down to a list of vapid maxims coined by some squeaky-clean hack, but really success in the sack is no different from any other professional’s required skill-set.
Here’s what I’ve found works for me:
Abstain from alcohol until after doing the deed, minimizing any embarrassing “whisky-dick” moments.
And instead of dirty-talk, bring your notes along and quiz each other.
Get out there and mingle, you saucy baby.
No one likes a fumbling fool.
Passion for going the extra mile:
Sometimes it’s better to give.
Bring condoms, towels, handcuffs, lube, etc.
Right tools for the job:
You never know ‘til you try it – toys might be the answer to getting things done right.
As well, leave your prejudices at home, Kwantlen is Gay and Lesbian friendly.
It’s important to be receptive to each other’s wants, needs and desires.
Latex is fun!