Groat in the sack
Culture / November 11, 2010
Groat tells how to tackle the swingin’ 20s
By Jeff Groat [lifestyle bureau chief]
Dear Groat in the Sack:
I’ve been with my boyfriend for a few years. We have great sex and are very open with each other–but after years of role-playing, shower sex, dirty talking among other things that shall go nameless, we’re ready for a new challenge. We’ve considered fetish clubs, swingers’ parties and brothels in general but all of these avenues seem to be for-–ahem–older (and generally less attractive) people. Where can a young, decently attractive couple find a place to swing?
-Famished for Fetish
MY HOUSE! I’m sorry, that’s not very professional of me. Let’s talk.
So let me get this straight. You and your boyfriend already have great sex. You role-play, you have sex in the shower, you dirty talk – I’m wondering what else you do that could possibly go nameless. Not that I’m a downright prude, but when you’re talking about sexual liberation and having free-run of the bedroom, I think you guys have it covered.
Sure, we can discuss places to go to from here, but let’s be honest – most people would kill for that kind of sex-life.
You want variety? Go to a swingers’ club and fuck some old (and generally less attractive) folks for a change. Get wrinkly. Get some grey power.
Isn’t that why these clubs exist in the first place anyway? People ran out of things to do at home.
It’s called networking – get out there and meet people. Who knows, maybe you’ll find another eager (and younger) couple looking to mix it up.