Groat in the Sack | Naughty is nice: XXX-mas themed sex positions

By Jeff Groat [lifestyle bureau chief]

The holiday season is a cozy one, full of warm drinks, roaring fires and long nights. Here’s a list of holiday-themed sex positions to try and heat up your own fire at home.

Silver Balls
I’m thinking it’s high-time for some edible body paint.

Poinsettia Penis
Step one: hang poinsettia. Step two: dangle. Step three: Don’t get arrested, stay indoors.

The red-nosed reindeer
Avoid this one, make sure you use lube.

Gingerbread house
This is where you and your partner do it standing upright, trying to imitate a house with your body.

Turkey dinner
Something about “stuffing.”

Coal in the stockings
This one’s a little gross.

Oh Tannen-bum
Go to Mexico and catch some browning rays on your behind. Then show it off,  you sexy-ass.

Leg-nog
Too much rum and leg-nog will leave you feeling sick.

Hanukah hanky-panky
No pig-roast here, just some lovin’ by the light of the Menorah.

Kwanzaa kiss
Show some love and celebrate the pan-African holiday.

Festivus finger
This is a technique in answer to the over commercialized Christmas season – No bullshit.

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