Groat in the Sack | Naughty is nice: XXX-mas themed sex positions
The holiday season is a cozy one, full of warm drinks, roaring fires and long nights. Here’s a list of holiday-themed sex positions to try and heat up your own fire at home.
By Jeff Groat [lifestyle bureau chief]
The holiday season is a cozy one, full of warm drinks, roaring fires and long nights. Here’s a list of holiday-themed sex positions to try and heat up your own fire at home.
Silver Balls
I’m thinking it’s high-time for some edible body paint.
Poinsettia Penis
Step one: hang poinsettia. Step two: dangle. Step three: Don’t get arrested, stay indoors.
The red-nosed reindeer
Avoid this one, make sure you use lube.
Gingerbread house
This is where you and your partner do it standing upright, trying to imitate a house with your body.
Turkey dinner
Something about “stuffing.”
Coal in the stockings
This one’s a little gross.
Oh Tannen-bum
Go to Mexico and catch some browning rays on your behind. Then show it off, you sexy-ass.
Leg-nog
Too much rum and leg-nog will leave you feeling sick.
Hanukah hanky-panky
No pig-roast here, just some lovin’ by the light of the Menorah.
Kwanzaa kiss
Show some love and celebrate the pan-African holiday.
Festivus finger
This is a technique in answer to the over commercialized Christmas season – No bullshit.
