Strategies to stop nail biting
Don’t let your cuticles be your next meal
Humour
Only big wrinkly brains understand the tentacle king
A deep dive into the mind of an octopus
Local planet blames summer heat for poor appearance
Galactic resident upset about seasonal dryness and the effects it has on her looks
Recorders are an insult to the music industry
Recorders are borderline evil and owning one should be illegal
How to make all new friends and ditch your old basic ones
You don’t need support anymore, you're a grown up
Apple’s green iPhone is so not a big deal
I’d rather watch grass grow than sit through another commercial about phone colours
Geese are here to ruin you
The flying menaces have it out for us and our families, and we need to accept it
A day in the life of Kwinten, KPU’s former varsity sports mascot
KPU's former mascot may have lost his way when he lost his job
How to form a fantasy micronation to satisfy your lust for power
Building a tiny nation is as easy as building a tiny house, but not as rewarding
Vancouver needs a punk rock amusement park
Rides featuring the iconic genre will teach generations the true meaning of being a rebel
Top three excellent but terrible life hacks
Make life easier with these effective but chaotic tips and tricks
Why fidget spinners would make the new Batman a special standout
Matt Reeves would put doubters to rest if these popular toys were the hero’s newest gadget to fight crime
Reality dating shows are problematic in the best way
‘Will you accept this rose?’ No, but I’d like to see these people embarrass themselves
Big-brain methods for cleaning your clothes
Take a sniff, and thank me later
We gotta let the past stay in the past
Bringing back the 2000s isn’t ideal