#I <3 #Syphilis
Culture / March 31, 2010
By Max Hirtz [Contributor]
Don’t quote me on this, but I think this is the first time a sexually transmitted disease has been on the trending topics list.
British newspaper The Telegraph published an article claiming that “health experts” had concluded that Facebook was the cause of an increase in syphilis in a specific region of Britain.
It doesn’t take a genius to realize that these “health experts” need to take a step back from their work and realize how stupid they sound. I’m with Twitter user altgeldshrugged on this one: “I don’t know what you people are doing on *your* FB pages, but count me out.”
People on Twitter <3 the following things: Big boobs, the colour purple, sleep, food, Justin Bieber, Twitter, Crush soda, good head, green, a girl with a sense of humour, baseball, God, Lakers haters, PS3, getting drunk & waking up with hangovers, red roses, Google, Peach Snapple Iced Tea, being in love, you, cunnilingus, shoes, being single, tall guys, Korea, coffee, mascara, Miley Cyrus, Facebook, and being a ballerina.
Justin Bieber’s manager, Scott “Scooter” Braun, has been arrested So, naturally, all of the Bieber fans want him freed.The arrest has something to do with an incident that occurred at a Bieber concert in a mall several months ago. It’s nothing scandalous, so I won’t waste your time trying to explain what happened. That’s actually just an excuse, because I have no idea what happened.Luckily, Bieber fans on Twitter are giving Scooter “total support 100%,” so he shouldn’t have anything to worry about when it comes time to go to trial.