Mom-Bites are the scourge of takeout
Our mothers feel entitled to our food, here’s why and how to save yourself
Pop Culture
The Pepsi Challenge is just another evil plan of soda pop elitists
The pop game is an excuse for Pepsi overlords to prove themselves worthy of their own narcissism
Pastas that align with our major
Clearly macaroni is for the design and fine arts majors
The rise of the pigs
Bacon perfume harbours the rise of pigs and the downfall of man
What goes through a mosquito’s head when it bites you?
Hint: it's sexual
The latest Olympic sport: jumping to conclusions
For the overly anxious and those prone to misunderstandings
What to do when your phone dies
Borrow the cell phone display from a store, make eye contact, or ask people if they like your meal when your phone is dead
Legitimately useful ways to cool off this summer
From Pingu, planes, and Pluto, these ideas will have you cooled
Why the chicken crossed the road
To save his hide from getting fried, he had to get to the other side
Replicating is the greatest superpower
Increase your toilet paper stock, brain power, and banana supply
Obi-Wan Kenobi needs a vacation on Tatooine
The iconic Star Wars legend needs a break from watching over the galaxy’s future saviour
The dog really did eat our homework
This trial saved a kid from a potential failed grade
A totally new product to help wake you up in the morning
This ultimate method for forced wakefulness is for every university student
Proposal from Hell
Alternatively a guide on how to be the worst wedding guest
There are aliens among us
Here’s how aliens are blending in to human society