Obi-Wan Kenobi needs a vacation on Tatooine
The iconic Star Wars legend needs a break from watching over the galaxy’s future saviour
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A totally new product to help wake you up in the morning
This ultimate method for forced wakefulness is for every university student
Proposal from Hell
Alternatively a guide on how to be the worst wedding guest
There are aliens among us
Here’s how aliens are blending in to human society
Phoney toonies and you
Creative strategies to remove counterfeit currency from circulation
Strategies to stop nail biting
Don’t let your cuticles be your next meal
Only big wrinkly brains understand the tentacle king
A deep dive into the mind of an octopus
Local planet blames summer heat for poor appearance
Galactic resident upset about seasonal dryness and the effects it has on her looks
Recorders are an insult to the music industry
Recorders are borderline evil and owning one should be illegal
How to make all new friends and ditch your old basic ones
You don’t need support anymore, you're a grown up
Apple’s green iPhone is so not a big deal
I’d rather watch grass grow than sit through another commercial about phone colours
Geese are here to ruin you
The flying menaces have it out for us and our families, and we need to accept it
A day in the life of Kwinten, KPU’s former varsity sports mascot
KPU's former mascot may have lost his way when he lost his job
How to form a fantasy micronation to satisfy your lust for power
Building a tiny nation is as easy as building a tiny house, but not as rewarding